Me: *drinks orange juice and then brushes teeth*

Me: Yolo

i was so excited that i finally got an inbox message and then its this shenanigans. i’m calling the police 

growlithed:

rupindre:

lameborghini:

petition to stop the use of the word schlong

what is schlong with it

why cant we all just get aschlong

I haven’t used that word in a schlong time

heard you were talkin shit

taleasoldastimelords:

I’d like to give my Facebook friend a standing ovation

Sounds like somebody is ovary acting

freakydeakysunshine:

happppybeaver:

nothing-without-science:

High-speed photography of how the process of lighting a match happens. An extract from an episode of BBC programme - Chemistry: A Volatile History.

theres no match for this awesomness

get out

This is striking

The songs on my iPod consist of 2 types of music, “oh I love this song” and “Oh.. um.. I don’t know that got on there I swear”.

what does the little engine that could and my ass have in common?
they just won’t quit.

crazybarksloveshisrock:

dancingchimes-on-a-sunlit-porch:

seththewolf:

sarrahxhabibi:

animaniac101:

hthe-stark-knight-rises:

kommandanthydra:

agent-silva:

emmaontheice:

toothian-a:

guardianhiccup:

fawksman:

starksmash:

OMG REBLOG THIS & LOOK AT UR BLOG ITS COMPLETELY DIFERENT

Me

iM  CHIR YING BC THE WAY IT LOOKS ON YOUR BLOG SEND HELP

oh my

i dunt see it

EDIT***:

WHATTHE HELL.

…You had my curiosity…

[After]

WHAT THE JESUS FUCK IS THIS VOODOO?!

(I’ll try it

edit

WHAT)

how did you

WHAT

im so confused what is

wait oh

[after]
WTF!?!?!?!?!?! Someone get the fucking salt!

Oh my god

how what why skjfhsdkfjh whoaushfkjf

They told me to reblog so i did…

reblogging cuz of reasons

When you go to a restaurant for your birthday and they do the thing